- Maybe I could wear this shirt for a few more days…
- Nope. All out of clothes.
- The laundry basket is overflowing. As is the “almost dirty clothes” chair.
- Fine. I give up. Let’s do this.
- How can fabric be this heavy? What does this basket actually weigh?
- Do I have coins? Why do the machines only accept gold coin donations?
- I’m out of fabric softener. Guess I’ll have to survive.
- How can we not have a washing machine in the flat?
- Only three doors between me and the laundromat, I can do this.
- If I hold the door with my foot and twist my body I can open the door and get through without putting the basket down.
- Bad idea. Let’s not multitask.
- Just one more road to cross and then it’s time to do this thing.
- Why didn’t I sort these things at home?
- Score! Two machines right next to each other are free!
- I really should have sorted this before I got here, this system is not ideal at all.Does light blue go with colours or white?
- White. The colour one is already full.
- ”Hot. Warm. Cold.” Very specific classifications right there.
- I’m sure all my clothes will survive on ”hot”.
- There is no way I’m going to wash my bras by hand. I don’t care what that handwritten sign says.
- HOW CAN TWO LOADS COST SEVENTEEN DOLLARS?
- Can’t believe I have to pay another seven dollars for the dryer. Guess it’s rice noodles for dinner the rest of the week.
- 23 minutes. I wonder if it’s safe enough to leave…
- I have things to do, places to be. I’ll just set the timer on my phone.
- So, assignment time. And Youtube time. It’s a great way to time something.
- Why is my alarm ringing? Not even I plan to wake up at 3:20pm. Probably just a mistake, I’ll just keep pretending to work as I return to the land of Youtube.
- I have this weird feeling I’ve forgotten something.
- Hang on…
- Someone will have stolen it. It will be gone. I’m the worst human being ever. I should lose my license to be an adult.
- Praise the gods, no one stole my underwear!
- Let’s haul this thing to the dryer without dropping any socks.
- Only four dropped socks this time, a new personal best.
- I’d forgotten they have cameras in here. Is putting bras in the dryer a severe enough crime for them to check those cameras?
- Screw it, let’s just put all of it in.
- Someone didn’t use all their time? Victory is mine!
- Oh no, my coin got stuck. On top of another coin. Guess that generosity was imagined.
- If I slap the front of the dryer, I’m sure the coin will just drop.
- Okay, what about poking it with a pencil?
- Bobby pin?
- Guess I’ve destroyed a bobby pin.
- Keys! Long, hard, thin metal. Obvious solution.
- Aha! I should just change my name to MacGyver.
- How many coins did I put in there?
- Well, at least it will be dry.
- Not going to stay here for almost an entire hour.
- I’ll just go home and watch Youtube for a while. Or do my assignment. I feel better if I convince myself I’ll do the latter even if I know I’ll end up on Youtube.
- Why did my alarm go off?
– Ida
Larissa
May 14, 2014 at 8:05 pmThis is the best read Ida!
Alina
July 10, 2014 at 10:56 amThat’s a funny one! Good that I have my laundry room 🙂